i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny
So my friend posted these business cards he now has on facebook
I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store
never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
*wipes tear and whispers* i woke up like dis
We need to talk about that house loan.
It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.
It’s important to me.
you know how much pressure there is on girls to be good at every video game they play, because if they fuck up once there’s going to be a heck of a lot of people saying how girls suck and how they shouldn’t play video games